Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Guide to Make Teens Dislike You... For no reason

1)  Be a reserved person.

By this I mean be quiet and enjoy alone time.  If you live with roommates that are all very social people, they will label you as antisocial and call you out on not hanging out with them.  When you explain to them that you just enjoy quiet time, but prepared for them to say that you are a loser or that you are antisocial.  Tell them that you like quiet time.  If they persist... tell them to "Fuck off"

2)  Don't Talk About Your Sex Life

For some reason people just love talking about their sex lives.  Even if you have a very exciting one, just don't talk about it.  You will be asked time and time again to open up about it and when you explain that it's a personal matter and you would rather not share, you will be seen as uncool.

3)  Tell People that You think Oral Sex is Gross

You get a lot of weird looks with this one.  Whether you're joking or not, people are very serious about this for some strange reason.

4)  Be in a Happy Relationship

Your peers will hate this.  Jealousy probably though I hear from a lot of girls that it's because they're "young" and want to do whatever they want.  AKA they like having sex with multiple dudes.

5)  Avoid Conflict

Because it just causes more.

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